Party boat banned from sex with pizza

Party boat banned from sex with pizza Photo: BANG Showbiz
Party boat banned from sex with pizza Photo: BANG Showbiz

Organisers of an on-board EDM festival have banned revellers from having sex with their pizzas.

Operators of the annual Holy Ship! music extravaganza - organised by Norwegian Cruise Line - have erected a poster in the bar area of the cruise ship asking customers to refrain from getting frisky with their cheesy slice after last year saw a number of messy encounters on deck.

Kill The Noise - who are performing during the festival - hav shared a photo of the sign on Twitter, which is titled: "Open Pizza Bar For Consumption Only."

The note added: "Sexual acts with our handcrafted pizzas can bring unintended health consequences and can pose a safety hazard for other passengers aboard our journey.

"Due to incidents on previous sailings in which patrons engaged in uncouth behavior in the cafe, we feel it is our duty to remind our guests that pizza is for eating, not fornicating.

"If you suffer from Sitophilia, or the sexual desire to fornicate with foods such as our pizzas, please inquire with one of our specialists in the medical bay below deck. (sic)"

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